“See these windows? They’re closed. Curtains are drawn. And the archway that led inside? Well, we just closed that up entirely with bricks. Short of putting a footman outside with a mechanised battle axe… I think the sales people will finally get the message!”
Not really. Just some old world charm in a side alley. Snug little homes with all the modern amenities, in sports where folks have lived uninterrupted for over 1,000 years. Being a brick in this wall at least means you are handmade, unique, and not mass produced in some cheap cookie cutter factory.