Contemporary art… so if nothing else, it won’t be removed. Well, not currently. Because the thing is, contemporary things are always judged by contemporary people. And non-contemporaries or post-contemporaries have a way of dismissing any contemporary considerations. Given that they, too, believe they are the most wise, compassionate, correct and moral generation that ever lived. So yeah. Arts good. I like having things around to look at, or lay wreaths at. Not that I can pretend to be particularly informed or sophisticated when it comes to my artistic instincts. For example – and I don’t think I’m the only one who thinks this way – but when I look at this, the one thought that won’t go away is: If that kid pees there’ll be trouble.